We don’t usually write up accidents involving rabbits. – Joe MorelliJanet EvanovichAnimalsHumor Share this
Did you hear about the dog that was so high-strung, he developed a nervous tick?Jay LenoAnimalsAnxietyHumor Share this
Animals talking are very rarely funny. But animals behaving as animals – always funny.Adam McKayAnimalsBehaviorHumor Share this
The cow is of the bovine ilk: One end is moo, the other, milk.Ogden NashAgricultureAnimalsHumor Share this
If you’re looking for monogamy, you’d better marry a swan.Nora EphronAnimalsCommitmentHumor Share this
To get what you want, you have to deserve what you want. Charlie Munger Achievement Deserving Success
Lying is the only art form that the public sanctions and instinctively prefers to reality. Jean Cocteau Deception Perception Reality
Whatever the world condemns you for, make it your own. It is yourself. Jean Cocteau Identity Individuality Rebellion
The liabilities are always 100 percent good. It’s the assets you have to worry about. Charlie Munger Worry
It’s stupid the way people extrapolate the past — and not slightly stupid, but massively stupid. Charlie Munger Criticism Past Stupidity
